And of course, we watched the Oscars @ the G Bar with a great variety of pretty people.
Let's face it! Hugh Jackman: we love you, we want to have your babies (and might they sing and dance like you do, sugar!). Fantastic work, though you could work a bit on the pronounciation, honey (but worry not, with that smiling face we could forgive you just about anything). Let's face it, he made the Oscars entertaining. Simply Fascinating! We hope our Aussie gets invited again! We'd love to see him dance about once more.
Now, to the truly interesting part of the review: FASHION "yes" and "nos". (This review is purely based on my opinions)
Let's start with the purr-fect couple now, shall we? Angelina and Brad were totally astounding. Never have Brangelina delighted as much as when they both appeared together, elegantly dressed in black. What a sexious couple right there! And did you see how he held her? Mm-Mm! Never let go, Brad! You've just about discovered the right ingredient in your ensalada.
Marisa Tomei in white: breathtaking!
Kate Winslet: daring and dazzling!
OMG! Does anyone else think that Anne Hathaway was positively ravishing! Loved the dress; top of the notch! She was glowing (and you were!) Let's hand her another invitation next year too (you pretty up the carpet).
Amy Adams: dress was fresh, gorgeous color, made her look mature and daring. Next year, though, you could do without the frisbee- I mean, necklace.
Penelope Cruz: Loved the Española. Kudos for pulling it out of an eight year old waiting period (though next time, you might want to freshen it up). Nonetheless, loved the hair, loved the makeup, loved the necklace, and loved the attitude. Well done. Next year make yourself something new though, but keep up the good work!
Meryl Streep: You could've done better... or didn't they pay you that well in Mamma Mia and Doubt? Next time I'll get you my goldfish to make you something better, okay? Ahem, something that doesn't look liked it was the underdress of the dress. Savie?
Mickey Rourke: no offense, you weren't walking into Woodstock, no... that was in 1969, you were walking into the Oscars. Oh, just thought someone should tell you. And NO, that's NOT a tuxedo. See Brad Pitt for some reference on what you SHOULD have worn.
Sean Penn: Adorable. What a delicious man. Wouldn't mind some of his mi--- Oh sorry, vote of celibacy, no naughty thoughts. Bad Lucy!
Robert Downey Jr.: You look great! A bit scared, but great! See? World IS better without drugs.
Phillip Seymour: I get it you want to proove something to the world, but wearing a hat is not it. You might want to wear a golden bow next time, really make a statement.
Beyonce: I'd seen that dress before--- oH Wait, those were the curtains I disposed of last season. Nice, curvy, body though, those curvacious hips served their purpose when it was musical time. A little bit full-er, but that's fine, just lay low on the sweets, we don't want you rolling down the stairs next time.
Sarah Jessica Parker: She wanted to pull a Carrie, pulled a SCA-RY, instead.
Natalie Portman: BEAUTIFUL in Pink, loved it.
Daniel Craig: Can you say, Bond, James Bond? I'd die submerged in those eyes any day.
Jessica Biel: THIEEEEEEEEEF! GIVE ME BACK MY BATHROOM CURTAINSSS!!
Vanessa Hudgens: I'm glad she's really into Disney, that dress was Little Mermaid (bottom), meets Snow Wait... yeah you know, those little white butterflies were... Oh... it wasn't meant to represent Disney? Oops.
Miley Cyrus: That was too much of a dress for her to handle. Beautiful dress, but she didn't quite know how to carry it out.
Evan Rachel Wood: Loved the dress, loved the attitude, HATED the hair.
Marion Cotillard: eh.... pAS NON. I KNOW you wanted to go Disney too and imitate the duster from Beauty and the Beast, but, NO.
Amanda Seyfried: I didn't know you were a present, and if I wrapped something up, believe me, I'd make sure the bow was not two times your head.
Zac Efron and Robert Pattison? Talking about fresh meat, I needed to go to the market! Hurray for the upcoming generation! Delicious! Dominique Cooper? Shave. I like you better when you play nice.
Oh, and by the way? The musical Oscar themes? Loved it. Should've kept Hugh more on-screen time! Can I hire him for MY events?
Thank you for tuning. I'm off to the Oscar POST-PARTY. Oh wait, it's 12:08 and they're STILL not over? They should divide these ceremonies into two days: we'd designers be happy, at least! Anyone agree?
Let's face it! Hugh Jackman: we love you, we want to have your babies (and might they sing and dance like you do, sugar!). Fantastic work, though you could work a bit on the pronounciation, honey (but worry not, with that smiling face we could forgive you just about anything). Let's face it, he made the Oscars entertaining. Simply Fascinating! We hope our Aussie gets invited again! We'd love to see him dance about once more.
Now, to the truly interesting part of the review: FASHION "yes" and "nos". (This review is purely based on my opinions)
Let's start with the purr-fect couple now, shall we? Angelina and Brad were totally astounding. Never have Brangelina delighted as much as when they both appeared together, elegantly dressed in black. What a sexious couple right there! And did you see how he held her? Mm-Mm! Never let go, Brad! You've just about discovered the right ingredient in your ensalada.
Marisa Tomei in white: breathtaking!
Kate Winslet: daring and dazzling!
OMG! Does anyone else think that Anne Hathaway was positively ravishing! Loved the dress; top of the notch! She was glowing (and you were!) Let's hand her another invitation next year too (you pretty up the carpet).
Amy Adams: dress was fresh, gorgeous color, made her look mature and daring. Next year, though, you could do without the frisbee- I mean, necklace.
Penelope Cruz: Loved the Española. Kudos for pulling it out of an eight year old waiting period (though next time, you might want to freshen it up). Nonetheless, loved the hair, loved the makeup, loved the necklace, and loved the attitude. Well done. Next year make yourself something new though, but keep up the good work!
Meryl Streep: You could've done better... or didn't they pay you that well in Mamma Mia and Doubt? Next time I'll get you my goldfish to make you something better, okay? Ahem, something that doesn't look liked it was the underdress of the dress. Savie?
Mickey Rourke: no offense, you weren't walking into Woodstock, no... that was in 1969, you were walking into the Oscars. Oh, just thought someone should tell you. And NO, that's NOT a tuxedo. See Brad Pitt for some reference on what you SHOULD have worn.
Sean Penn: Adorable. What a delicious man. Wouldn't mind some of his mi--- Oh sorry, vote of celibacy, no naughty thoughts. Bad Lucy!
Robert Downey Jr.: You look great! A bit scared, but great! See? World IS better without drugs.
Phillip Seymour: I get it you want to proove something to the world, but wearing a hat is not it. You might want to wear a golden bow next time, really make a statement.
Beyonce: I'd seen that dress before--- oH Wait, those were the curtains I disposed of last season. Nice, curvy, body though, those curvacious hips served their purpose when it was musical time. A little bit full-er, but that's fine, just lay low on the sweets, we don't want you rolling down the stairs next time.
Sarah Jessica Parker: She wanted to pull a Carrie, pulled a SCA-RY, instead.
Natalie Portman: BEAUTIFUL in Pink, loved it.
Daniel Craig: Can you say, Bond, James Bond? I'd die submerged in those eyes any day.
Jessica Biel: THIEEEEEEEEEF! GIVE ME BACK MY BATHROOM CURTAINSSS!!
Vanessa Hudgens: I'm glad she's really into Disney, that dress was Little Mermaid (bottom), meets Snow Wait... yeah you know, those little white butterflies were... Oh... it wasn't meant to represent Disney? Oops.
Miley Cyrus: That was too much of a dress for her to handle. Beautiful dress, but she didn't quite know how to carry it out.
Evan Rachel Wood: Loved the dress, loved the attitude, HATED the hair.
Marion Cotillard: eh.... pAS NON. I KNOW you wanted to go Disney too and imitate the duster from Beauty and the Beast, but, NO.
Amanda Seyfried: I didn't know you were a present, and if I wrapped something up, believe me, I'd make sure the bow was not two times your head.
Zac Efron and Robert Pattison? Talking about fresh meat, I needed to go to the market! Hurray for the upcoming generation! Delicious! Dominique Cooper? Shave. I like you better when you play nice.
Oh, and by the way? The musical Oscar themes? Loved it. Should've kept Hugh more on-screen time! Can I hire him for MY events?
Thank you for tuning. I'm off to the Oscar POST-PARTY. Oh wait, it's 12:08 and they're STILL not over? They should divide these ceremonies into two days: we'd designers be happy, at least! Anyone agree?
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